What I didn’t know would happen to my body after kids and wish I would’ve known before becoming pregnant. Real advice from a Mom of 3 here!

What nobody told you would happen to your body after kids!! Seriously...I wish I would've known before so I would've been prepared!
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This is what I didn’t know would happen to my body after kids! Yes the doctors left me in the dark. They didn’t even tell me I would have a massive period after I had each child. I was surprised by it all but you don’t have to be. Here’s what to expect after childbirth and in the years ahead. Get ready!

  • Losing your hair. Seriously?!! After daughter #1 my hair got a bit frizzier and I noticed that there was some thinning around my bang area but thought “oh well it will grow back”….yeah, like 8 years later!
  • Your feet grow. Seriously?!! Like my size 9.5 boats weren’t big enough, now I was a solid 10 after daughter #2 for sure! I literally had to get rid of all my cute shoes and boots. Not that I didn’t enjoy shopping for new shoes but I had NO idea this would happen to my body after kids!
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Three – Stretch marks, not just on your stomach. Seriously?!! I was ready for a few around my belly button but really didn’t get any there. They appeared on my hips, like where you can’t hide them with a bathing suit…yeah, there. Not cool!

  • C Section scar. Seriously?!! Ok so daughter #1 had to be C Section and I was picturing the thin line like you see in the brochure….you know the drawn woman on the pamphlet with the pencil thin line waaaaaaay down where nobody would see it. Uh uh. Apparently I get keloid scars which means they are thick and ugly and oh yeah the doctor didn’t cut straight so the scar goes down and then across which makes a pucker in my stomach where he cut going down….thanks doc!
  • Hemorrhoids, yes those! Seriously?!! I had only heard about “them” before getting pregnant and thought you just use ointment, it goes away, and never comes back…..NOOOOO that’s not true. I’m talking as big as a cumquat, not able to sit down, have to stay in bed laying on your side kinda’ hemorrhoid pain going on while pregnant and they are there after the baby…..like a reminder or something of “remember when you were pregnant”, nope, not told about those babies.
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  • Bladder leakage, yep, let’s talk about that! So whether you have a natural birth or are lucky enough to be cut open 3 times “down there” is just not the same…..ever! It’s not like you need a diaper like your toddler or anything, but beware of the trampoline jumping and volatile sneezing. Go ahead, laugh….but just wait. 

Advice – Don’t let any of this stop you! Seriously!! After 3 kids, stretch marks, hair loss, big feet, and a bit of bladder leakage it doesn’t stop me from getting out there and enjoying my family!

  • There’s a solution for just about everything that happens to us. Your kids won’t care about any of it either. Just get out there and make those memories!

About The Typical Mom

Justine is the creative mind behind The Typical Mom and The Typical Family on YouTube. She began blogging about easy recipes, budget friendly activities for kids, and fun family travel destinations in September 2012.

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13 Comments

  1. Oh the bladder leaks. The worst part! I can’t sneeze or jump anymore. Wahhhh

  2. Isn’t motherhood fun?! But they’re so worth it. 🙂 This is great for first time moms because no one seems to warn us about what really happens to our bodies after pregnancy.

  3. I’ve had the same issues. They are such a pain. Fortunately having beautiful children makes it all so worth it.

  4. Nailed it on the head. I think this needs to be distributed in women’s clinics for first time moms. I know I would have appreciated it.

  5. Here’s a tip for your number four… In my birth plan, I told the doctor to use surgical glue, stitch and tape. Yep, all three. And I mentioned to NOT use staples. My c-section scar is very faint, can hardly see it. So if any new parent is reading this, remember to put that in your birth plan, even if you are not having a c-section. And remember, every person is different. Just because it happened to her, does not mean it will happen to you. Feet growing? Nope. Hair loss? Nope. Hemorrhoids and bladder issues? Yes, but since doing kegals, they are gone.

    1. Yes of course everyone is different. My first I had staples, didn’t know better, and yes no staples is great advice.